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Hopelessly Southern — Small Man in a Big Cave

Every Time I Date an Asian Guy, People Ask Me if He Has a Small Dick

But I can’t tell because of my ginormous white-woman vagina

A few years back, I was walking down the street with an Asian guy I was dating, and some homeless guy shouted “I’ll bet that guy has a tiny dick,” at us. And, in a moment of selfishness, I was like what the fuck am I supposed to in this situation? I still have no idea. We didn’t acknowledge it verbally, but I gave him a hug as we waited for the bus.

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